SRC’s parents are coming to CA for a brief visit. With some prodding by JRQ & SRC, I agreed to have some friends over during their visit. JRQ thinks it would be fun to finally meet some of my friends and colleagues and see what kind of person I am outside the home. So while the Crow’s are here, I will be having a little "show and tell" event at my newly remodeled home. I am asking those who are willing to tell a few grandiose lies on my behalf to come on over, see the newly remodeled place, meet the fam, and lie like crazy.
I am coaching those who have agreed to come. I need them to say things like, “That Beth is the most fab person I have ever known” or maybe “Quistie is absolutely magnifico…she is a real treasure... a buried treasure, but still a treasure”. I will even allow some liberties of truth stretching and maybe even some half truths, like “Did you know that Bethie-poo invented rock and roll? Yes, it is a fact." (I mean, I was BORN during the sprouting phase of rock and roll so it is is ALMOST true. It is even almost a half-truth).
I sent out some e-vites with the rules and expectations listed in the email. I will be serving some delicious frozen (and then thawed) snacks along with plenty of booze in exchange for free flowing accolades.
I see that I am asking for a few good-will exaggerations in exchange for all the food and drink they can consume. It is purely a business deal with the objective of making me look good!
So let the food and drinks flow and the compliments soar!
