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Saturday, April 9, 2016

Death by Chocolate

My mother had a friend who was found dead in a final pose of taking a bite of a chocolate.

"Wouldn't that be a great way to die?" mom asked. I had to agree.

I hadn't thought of this death experience until I heard Sia's song, "Death by Chocolate" where she declares death by chocolate is a myth. But I know better.

I picture the death of my mom's friend, with a gooey red center - like a cherry chocolate because death is usually messy. Mom, however, pictured a Mrs. Cavanaugh's Mindy Mint chocolate death - sweet and kind of fresh.

Yep, death by chocolate. The ultimate way to go.