It's the STANFORD reunion weekend.
Which means FOOTBALL!
So mom put me in my football onesie.
Along with my cap
And snuggled me up just like I was a Stanford football.
But she left me with Gramz, who had to take off my cap
when I accidentally squirted it during a diaper change.
And I thought my cap now said SPUD.
"I do not want to be a potato, I declared!"
But then I realized it said STUD!
Which made me laugh.
I am so funny sometimes!