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Monday, June 17, 2013

Leg Shaving after 50

I was told that one of the benefits of being middle aged was no longer needing to shave your legs. That, my dear, was a total lie. The hair on your legs does not stop growing just because your hormones poop out. It's just that now you can decide whether or not you WANT to shave and get all gussied up for you know who and for you know what.

My vote would be to continue lathering up and clogging the bathroom drain. After all, you then get to crank up some music and light the candles.  

You see, some traditions are still worth doing.