Sue (a good Irish Catholic girl) is a real jokester. She always brings a new joke with her to Girls Night Out (GNO). Here's Sue's joke she shared after a few margs:
The Catholic Pope and Tiger Woods went to heaven. St.Peter met them at the pearly gates and sent the Pope to Purgatory and Tiger Woods to heaven.
The next day St. Peter recognized his error and sent for them both to return.
"I'm so sorry," St. Peter said. "I made a big mistake. I sent you both to the wrong place."
"Phew!", says the Pope. "I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary!"
"well, you're a day too late" said Tiger.