Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Sage advice for my granddaughter

I thought it was time to start passing on some of my sage wisdom to the new grandkid. My first bit of grandmotherly advice was about the rules of the kitchen.

"Don't drink and chop at the same time" I tell the Bambina.  "If you have sharp knives, leave the wine for another time."

"What the hell is Gramz talking about?  What is wine? The only thing I've ever tried is breast milk. What else are they keeping from me?"