Sunday, January 5, 2014

I know what I'm going to be

"Gramz,  I decided what I'm going to do when I grow up. I'm going to play baseball."

"Why, you ask? Well, for one thing, I think I'll be really good at it. "
  1. I know how to make spit and put it on a ball. 
  2. I have magic hands.
  3. I have a uniform.
"Gramps told me girls go nuts when they see a guy wearing a uniform, so I've got that going on, too."

"So here's my plan....
First I'm going to learn to roll over...
and THEN see what else I need to learn."