I was going to start my diet today, but thankfully I read the news before embarking on my new goal. There is now a recall on Slim-Fast, the diet supplement drink. Several people got sick with diarrhea and vomiting so the FDA got involved and said "Step away from the can!" (Or something like that. Anyway, that was what I heard shouting in my mind when I read the story.)
Now every can of Slim-Fast is being recalled.
There won't be a can around anywhere.
Even if I wanted to take my chances and see it could work as a new laxative diet, for example, I wouldn't be able to find it and gulp it down.
So, for now, my dieting goal has once again been thwarted.
I guess it's back to lounging.