I am giving notice to my gophers that a new sheriff is coming to town. Yes, I have hired a PROFESSIONAL to chase the varmints away and make my yard gopher free. As part of my previous truce, I allowed the gophers to have the front yard while I took my relaxing and beautiful back yard. But they have been creeping in more and more on MY space (not myspace the website, my space the back yard). They have now pushed me as far as I can be pushed. I have hired an EXTERMINATOR.
I am planning the "Mission Accomplished" event in my front yard for Nov 22. Please bring your gas mask to the celebration.